See if TODAY's Sara Haines can cut the mustard as a brand ambassador on the team that operates the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile.
In today's "that's a real job?" segment, Sara Haines rode shotgun in the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile and made the honor roll at Hot Dog High.
Sara stepped into a wiener "flight suit" and spent the day testing her meaty mettle and learning about the exciting business of professional giant hot dog car driving.
(Fun fact: Wiener ambassadors drive the Wienermobile even on their off days. Hey, there are weirder ways to pick up your dates – at least it's a car.)
But before she was allowed behind the wheel, Sara was schooled in the rigors of the hot dog arts: wiener whistling, waving, and choosing a condiment-based nickname.
This is an important issue at a company where even baloney gets a first and last name, and one of the many perks of being an Oscar Mayer brand ambassador is getting a cool, Sopranos-esque hotdog handle. Sara rode along with Ketchup Kylie and Dylan Delicious, and asked them to gin up some nom-nom-nom de-plumes for Kathie Lee and Hoda. Or as they will now forever be known, Lady Ketchup and Ho-Diggity-Da.
And for her hot dog high diploma, our honorary frankfurter doctorate chose Sizzlin' Sara Haines, which narrowly won out over Sauerkraut, which is up for grabs, should you decide you feel left out and don't have Oscar Mayer's way with w-o-r-d-p-l-a-y.
Julieanne Smolinski is a TODAY.com contributor. Her hot dog name is Dijon Warwick.
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